Featuring delicious new & fan-favorite frosting and filling. The main appeal of Pop Tarts is the ability to heat the pastries quickly and conveniently in a toaster, a feature prominently advertised in the first Pop Tart commercials, starring an anthropomorphic toaster named Milton. These are the kinds of Moos who will spend weeks screaming, protesting, and boycotting over a commercial or show that allegedly damages children's delicate psyches while they let their live-in boyfriends rape and beat their kids. Check out all of our delicious Pop-Tarts flavors. Pop Tarts are a brand of toaster pastries from Kellogg's that first emerged in 1964. Do they think Kellogg's is honestly going to give a flying fuck if this angry bovine herd boycotts their products? These women need hobbies and lives if they can take time to sit down and moan about a fuckin' Pop Tart cartoon. They're just kinda like, 'Well, crap.' It's meant to be stupid and silly, and these Moos who are bitching (and all of whom I guarantee are single) are just taking things way out of context because they have nothing fucking better to do. Then a nurse comes in for a feeding, insinuating that she's just going to eat the baby Pop Tart. Years later it came back as the fan favorite Apple Pop-Tarts. Since literally no one has ever seen a currant, we dropped that flavor. It's not like these Pop Tarts are in anguish over their tartlet being eaten. In the ad, a mom Pop Tart and a Dad Pop Tart are looking over their new baby Pop Tart. Cleveland, Ohio, hit the world with the orig Fab Four when we released our four original flavors: Strawberry, Blueberry, Brown Sugar Cinnamon & Apple-Currant.

And who cares if kids say 'jam it?' It just sounds silly. Pop Tarts are meant to be eaten because they resemble food. It's not a baby being eaten, for fuck's sake.

Pop tart commercial jammit